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One day mr Jones the army mans wife died
the commander told sargent paul fisher to tell mr Jones
he went up to Jones and said Jones ya wifes died. and marched
off leaving Jones crying
The co.... |
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A California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer pulls over a
woman for speeding. When he walked up to her window and opened
his ticket book she said, "I bet you're going to sell me tickets
to the Hi.... |
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A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife:
"Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back
garden. When is the best time to plant it?"
The prisoner, knowing that the p.... |
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A man is caught trying to rob a bank and sent to court. His
lawyer comes up with a novel strategy.
The lawyer explains, "Your honor, this man's whole body was not
involved in the crime. It was on.... |
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Robber Old Enough to Drink |
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Colorado Springs: A guy walked into a little corner store with a
shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After
the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of
scotch .... |
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A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The
officer wants to ask her a few questions...
Officer: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?.... |
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A son comes home from the Army. After a few hours, he finally
gets to talk to his father alone behind the barn.
"So, son, what did the Army teach you?" asked the father.
"Well, they taught me h.... |
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A police officer was driving his patrol car down next to a beach
when he noticed a man knee deep in the water holding two red
things, he wasn't sure what they were. The officer made his way
down th.... |
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This one cop comes to John's house. John answered the door, the
cop asks, "So, whats this about your neighbor." John replies,
"She hasn't come out of her house in days!" The cop asks, "Is
she Blond.... |
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A young guy is speeding across a bridge in his fancy sports car.
Sure enough, a cop with a radar gun is sitting on the other side
of the bridge. The cop pulls him over, then walks up to the
guy's .... |
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A farmer who has been involved in a terrible road accident with
a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation
claim. "I understand your claiming damages for the injuries you
suppo.... |
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Follow Father's Footsteps |
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Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Boy : I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a
policeman.
Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman?
Boy : He's not, he's a bur.... |
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The ad in the local newspaper read: "Purebred Police Dog $25."
Thinking that to be a great bargain, Mrs. Freeman ordered the
dog to be delivered. The next day, a van pulled up, and left her
the man.... |
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Photo from Automated Speed Trap |
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A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap
that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He
later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his
car. In.... |
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A cop pulls a guy over. The guy gets out and asks, "What's wrong
officer?"
The cop replys, "I see your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been
drinking?"
The guy looks at the cop and says, "I see yo.... |
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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken
and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending
vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under
the winds.... |
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Police office George and officer Mary had been assigned to walk
the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said
"Damn, I was running late this morning and forgot to put on my
panties.... |
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Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and
appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem
like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance
rather tha.... |
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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was
speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began "I can
explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to
let you cool.... |
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One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly
rowdy bar for possible violations of the
driving-under-the-influence laws.
At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, tri.... |
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