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Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?
A: Stinkerbell
Q: What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
A: No thanks, I'm stuffed!
Q: Why is six scared of seven?
A: B.... |
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Q: How does the moon cut his hair?
A: e-clipse it!
Q: What did the frog order at McDonald's?
A: French flies and a diet Croak
Q: Why did the frog say meow?
A: He was learning a foreign langu.... |
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MORE QUESTIONS FOR ENQUIRING MINDS |
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Q: Why did the King go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned.
Q: What do you call a three legged donkey?
A: A wonkey.
Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked.... |
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Q: Who is the dogs favourite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the She.... |
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KNOCK, KNOCK JOKES PARADISE |
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Knock, knock!
who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke!
Knock, knock!
who's there?
Earl
Earl who?
Earl be glad to tell you when you open the door.
Knock, knock!
who's ther.... |
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RANDOM SILLINESS ALL ROUND |
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Q. Were you long in the hospital?
A. No, I was the same size that I am now!
Q. What button won't you find in a tailor's shop?
A. A Belly button!
Q. How did the farmer fix his jeans?
A. With .... |
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QUESTIONS FOR ENQUIRING MINDS |
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Q. How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
A. Three - his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear.
Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell int.... |
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ANOTHER ROUND OF QUICKFIRE FUNNIES |
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Q: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
A: Flatman and ribbon.
Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a garage.
Q: How much do pirates pay for their e.... |
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THE OWL AND THE PUSSY CAT |
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The owl and the pussycat went to sea,
but the end of our story's quite sad.
The owl pushed the pussycat over the edge
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AN IRISHMAN, AN ENGLISHMAN... |
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Once there was an Irish man an Englishman and an Australian who decided to have a competition.While on top of the hill each man had to chuck his watch in the air, then run down the hill and catch it b.... |
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Two pieces of string meet one day in the park and while one goes on the slide the other goes on the swings. They're having a great time until one string decides to go on the roundabout.
After a whi.... |
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Q: If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland, where would they bury the survivors?
A: you don't bury survivors
Q: Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by, each took a pear.... |
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Q: What do monsters make with cars?
A: Traffic Jam
Q: What do you call the elephant witch doctor?
A: Mumbo Jumbo
Q: Why did the pony cough?
A: He was a little hoarse!
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Q: What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head?
A: Mandy Lifeboats!
Q: What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker?
A: Beatrix Potter!
Q: What do you.... |
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A wizard joke
If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
Out for the count!
A wizard joke
What kinds of wizards have their eyes closest together?
The smallest ones!
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A witch joke
Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?
The witch!
A witch joke
What is a witches favourite magazine?
The witch report!
A witch joke
What did the young witch say to .... |
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A witch joke
What is evil, ugly and keep the neighbours awake?
A witch with a drum kit!
A witch joke
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
A witch in soggy shoes!
A witch joke
What .... |
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A witch joke
Why won't a witch wear a flat caps?
Because there is no point in it!
A witch joke
What is black, old & ugly and has four wheels?
A witch on a skateboard!
A witch joke
What ha.... |
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A witch joke
What kind of tests do they give in witch school?
Hex-aminations!
A witch joke
What do you call a witch that stays out all night?
A fresh air freak!
A witch joke
What do you g.... |
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A witch joke
What is the witches motto?
We came, we saw, we conjured!
A witch joke
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch!
A witch joke
How do witches on broomsticks drink their tea?
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