What is a worm's favorite band?
Mud!
What is the maggot army called?
The Apple Corps!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs!
Who ....
What is the best advice to give to worm?
Sleep late!
What's the difference between a worm and an apple?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some be....
What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?
A maggot with attitude!
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright!
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of ....
What is a spiders favorite TV show?
The newly web game!
What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
Your spinning me a yarn here!
What do you get if....
Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!
What does a spider do when he gets angry?
He goes up the wall!
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
If on....
What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?
I'll get you next slime!
What was the snail doing on the highway?
About one mile a day!
What is the definition of a slug?
A s....
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn!
Where do you get frogs eggs?
At the spawn shop!
What's a toads favorite sweet?
Lollihops!
What do you call a frog s....
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area!
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
Whats white on the outside, green on the i....
What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?
A lost frog!
What's green and tough?
A toad with a machine gun!
Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?
Because her husband spawned her affect....
What do toads drink?
Croaka-cola!
When is a car like a frog?
When it's becing toad!
Why do frogs have webbed feet?
To stamp out forest fires!
What happened when a frog joined the cricket....
Where do frogs keep their money?
In a river bank!
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
A bullfrog!
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights!
Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like....
Whats a frogs favorite game?
It's croak-et!
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney o....
How do you save a drowning mouse?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam!
What's a mouse's least favorite record?
What's up Pussycat!
Why do mice need ....
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light ....
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?
Mice Krispies!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What do you get if you try to cross a mo....
How do you make a butterfly?
Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!
What is a myth?
A female moth!
What insect lives on nothing?
A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop moth....
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?
You slap him and he slaps you back!
What is the most religious insect?
A mosque-ito!
What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?
A morese-quito!
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Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance!
What's an insects best chat up line?
Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
What has four wheels and flies?
A rubbish bin!
What happ....
What is a grasshopper?
An insect on a pogo stick!
What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?
A grasshover!
Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
Because grasshoppers can pl....
How do fireflies start a race?
Ready steady glow!
If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?
The one in the sugar bowl!
How do you keep fl....
