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It was a celebratory mood with the boys at NASA; they had just made the
scientific achievement of a lifetime.
As they were uncorking a bottle of champagne, Dr. Lowenstein, the head
scientist a.... |
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Real Engineers consider themselves well dressed if their socks match.
Real Engineers buy their spouses a set of matched screwdrivers for their
birthday.
Real engineers have a non-technical vocabul.... |
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Top Ten Things Engineering School didn't Teach You |
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I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
Wanna come back to my room and see my 166mhz Pentium?
How about you and I g.... |
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Top Ten Things Engineering School didn't Teach You
1. There are at least 10 types of capacitors.
2. Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it does not work.
3. Not everything work.... |
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Three freshman engineering students were sitting around talking between
classes, when one brought up the question of who designed the human body.
One of the students insisted that the human body .... |
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An engineer, a mathmatician and an arts graduate |
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An engineer, a mathmatician and an arts graduate were given the task of
finding the height of a church steeple (the first to get the correct solution
wins a $1000).
The engineer tried to rememb.... |
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During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, NASA decided it needed a ball
point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules.
After considerable research and development, .... |
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The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph
is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los
Angeles. The wireless is the same, only wi.... |
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What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons.
Civil engineers build targets. .... |
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A mathmatician, a physicist, and an engineer |
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A mathmatician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball
and told to find the volume.
The mathmatician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple
integral.
The p.... |
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All objects in the world can be placed into one of two categories:
- things that need to be fixed,
- things that will need to be fixed after you've had a few minutes to play
with them. .... |
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A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true", the woman
wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest
of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so." The.... |
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The U.S. military has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any
strategic or tactical problem.
Military leaders are assembled in front of the new machine and instructed to
feed a diff.... |
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Top 10 reasons computers must be male |
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10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a.... |
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Signs your spouse is having an affair with a compu |
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1. Lately she sits at the computer naked.
2. After signing off, she always has a cigarette.
3. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.
4. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.
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Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him, "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've
been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been
selfish, greedy and a big liar all your lif.... |
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Top Ten Reasons Why The Computer Industry Is Openi |
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1. It's easier for a woman to "turn on" a computer
2. Women don't have motherboard fixations.
3. Women are much better at FDISK-ing a hard drive
4. When lost on the Internet, women are willing t.... |
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20 reasons dogs don't use computers |
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20) Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.
19) Fetch command not available on all platforms.
18) Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
17) Too difficult to "mark" ever.... |
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I work at a bank and one day we received a call from one of our branches that
was having problems with the keyboard at one of their drive-up stations.
I ask the teller what was wrong and she repli.... |
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A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing
the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world.
I can grant you any wish you want, but .... |
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