Are you harboring a Fugitive? HU YU HAI DING?
Approach me KUM HIA
Stupid fellow DUM GAI
Small horse TAI NI PO NI
Prices are too high here NO BAI DAM TING
I bumped into a coffee table AI BANG ....
Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first man he met,"Do you want go to heaven?"
Man replied,Yes
Father murphy says,"Then leave this bar right now, and go outside".
Murhps proceeds ....
A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.
When the exam was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is....
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, th....
10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
9. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
8. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
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What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?
Nothin....
Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.
"I have an idea," said Mike. "We'll throw you down, and then you can ....
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How About achieving 103%?
Here's little math that might ....
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There are only two things in life to worry about:
Whether you are well or whether you are sick.
If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.
But if you are sick, t....
MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET
WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
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ELEMENT: Women
SYMBOL: WO
DISCOVER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6Kg, but know....
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything insid....
Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Iraqi Head Seeks Arm....
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how handsome John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of John's sexuality and this only made he....
After pulling over a speeding driver, a police officer continues with the usual procedure, asking the driver for his license.
I don't have one, the driver answers, I had it suspended when I got m....
A man had been drinking at a pub all night when the bartender finally decided to close up shop. So the man stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result....
A man returns from Africa feeling very sick. He visits his doctor, who immediately rushes the guy to the Mayo Clinic.
The man wakes up to the ringing of a telephone in a stark room at the hospital ....
