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Bholaji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins t.... |
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Pyaaaray Lal,
I am writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from .... |
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Sindhi lawyer: Case-wani
Sindhi lawyer after a case: Purse-wani
The blue-skier sindhi: Akash-wani
A coomunist Sindhi: Lal-wani
Sindhi who falls from the first : Thadd-ani
Sindhi who falls from th.... |
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Desi who falls at people's feet: Charan Singh
Desi who falls at peopls' feet and stays there: Gir charan Singh
A gangster Punjabi Female: Hard Kaur
Punjabi who drinks only beer: Just-beer(Jasbir) S.... |
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A rich widower miser went back to India and married a young village girl. The girl did not like his hugging and kissing all the time. He thought of a scheme to teach his wife not to hate his American .... |
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Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon t.... |
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Q: How do you diable a PAKISTANI missle launcher?
A: You cut the rubber band.
Q: Have u ever seen a PAKISTANI war hero?
A: Neither has PAKISTAN
Q: did u hear about the the latest PAKISTANI inv.... |
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A Dalit goes to the dentist and has a cavity filled. After the work, the Dalit asks how much he owes, and the dentist says, "No, no...I would never charge a poor Chandalla." The Dalit thanks him and l.... |
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A Brahmin goes to the countryside. Astonished to see a cow with no horns, he asks the Yadav, ` Why does this cow have no horns ?'
The Yadav replies, ` Some cows don't have horns because they never ge.... |
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A Brahmin and a Rajput share the same compartment in a train. Early in the morning the Brahmin chants a loud mantra, which angers a Rajput who is trying to continue sleeping. He asks the Brahmin,
"He.... |
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A Brahmin wrote to a hotel, "Can I stay with my parrot ?"
The hotel owner wrote back: " I have never had to call the polie to get an unruly parrot out, I have never found towels inside a parrot's s.... |
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A group of notorious robbers plan to extort some money from a Brahmin by threatening to kidnap his wife.
They send a note to him which reads : "Pandoo, Pay us Rs. 20,000 or your wife will be kidnap.... |
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Q: "How did the Narmada Valley form ?"
A: "Someone dropped a coin and a Brahman went digging for it."
Q:"How do they take the census in Kannauj (Lot of Brahmins?) ?"
A:"They roll a ruppee down th.... |
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A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets -
"Do tho ticket dena. "
The person at the window tells him that there is a house full - so this Bihari says -
"koi baat nahin do house full.... |
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Musharraf wanted to raise money for his country, and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races.
However at the local auction, the goi.... |
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Sophisticated Meaning In Bombaiya language
1. There's a minor problem : Arre yaar, "Waanda" ho gaya
2. There's a big problem : Arre yaar, "Zol" ho gaya
3. There's a huge problem..(unsolvable) : A.... |
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LA LOO JOKES
* What do they call French Toilet in Bihar ?
La loo
* Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the
security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied.... |
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Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kabul several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kabul recent.... |
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Gyani Zail Singh And Reagan |
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Gyani Zail Singh went to the US & had a meeting with
Reagan. Reagan said, "I want to show you the
advancement in technology in USA. Come with me."
Reagan takes him in a deep forest and says. "Dig.... |
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Chilhood: When you make faces at mirror. Middle age is when mirror gets even.
Bald man: A person who has lot of face to wash and very little hair to comb.
Marriage: An institution in which a man los.... |
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