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One Friday afternoon, a first grade teacher said that she was
going to ask the class a question and whoever get it right would
get to take Monday off.
The class got very excited and listened very.... |
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An actual Pennsylvania law;
"If you are driving and you see a horse and rider ahead of
you, you must pull off the road and turn off your veichle until
the horse and rider pass and are out of sigh.... |
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Once there was a chinese guy that never knew english and went
to visited New York, and saw the statue of liberty,
so then he asked the person beside him "who built this
thing?"(in chinese)and the p.... |
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Four guys, a black guy, a white guy, an Asian, and a Native
American, were standing on a cliff making religious sacrifices.
"I do this for my people!" shouts the black guy. And he jumps
off the c.... |
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Harry and His Best Bud Golfing |
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Harry and his best bud John are out golfing one morning. When
Harry, returns home that afternoon, his wife asks how the game
had gone.
"Terrible" Harry said,"John had a heart attack, on the secon.... |
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On a cold, rainy Sunday morning, the church organist came down
with the flu, so the substitute organist came in to the
minister's office. "What should I play?" he asked. Obviously
annoyed, the mini.... |
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Cowboy, Indian, and Mexican |
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There are three men around a fire, a cowboy a mexican and an
Indian. The Indian stands up and says, "We were once many but
now we are few." The Mexican stands up and says, "We were once
few and now.... |
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A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New
York City. He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a Saudi, a
Russian, a North Korean and a resident New Yorker..... |
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Two little boys, one black, and one white, had a continous
argument over the color of God. The black boy argued that God
had to be black, and the white boy said that God had to be white.
One day,.... |
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A Southern Belle and a Yankee Woman were sat next to each other
on a plane. As they flew, the Southern Belle began to make
conversation with the Yankee Woman, and finally she got to the
question "W.... |
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A doctor was in the car with her 4-year-old daughter. On the way
to preschool, the girl picked up her mother's stethoscope, which
had been on the seat of the car. The mother thought, "Oh, how
sweet.... |
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One day a little boy walks in on his parents having sex. He
looks at his father and says, "Daddy what is that?" The father
says, "Oh son that is....daddy's lawn mower!"
Then the boy says, "Daddy .... |
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A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and runs
them down. They show him their papers (he thinks they are
phony). He tells them, "O.K. I have a test for you. I want you
to use the .... |
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The Man and The Genie (version 2) |
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On day there was a man that walked into a bar. He peered across
the room to see another man holding his ass with a look of pain
over his face.
He walked over and asked what was wrong with him. He.... |
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It took me years to figure out the real difference between
Democrats and Republicans and this little story tells it all.
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when
they came to.... |
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A man from Texas was traveling in England and had a car
accident. He was unconcious and was rushed to the hospital.
When he woke up and saw himself hooked up to all the machines he
asked the nurs.... |
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Never Trust A Drunk American |
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In New York an Englishman an Irishman and an American had been
drinking, the American led the other two to the Empire State
Building, at the top the American said to the Irishman "I bet
you $100 do.... |
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Chocolate Melts In Your Mouth |
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Two men a white man and a hispanic man were driving down the
freeway when a black mans car swerved out of its lane and hit
the other car head on. All three men died on contact, and went
to hell. Wh.... |
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One day a cowboy was riding down the trail. He came upon a fork
in the path. At the fork he looked down and found an indian
lying bucknaked on the ground with a hard-on sticking straight
up in the .... |
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Cum on the Elevator Floor |
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There was a red head, bernet, and a blonde. they were getting
on the elevator to go to work up to the 6th floor. while they
were going up they noticed a damp wet spot ont the carpet of the
elevator.... |
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