It has been confirmed that the worst foursome in golf consists
of Monica Lewinski, OJ Simpson, Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton.
Why would that be?
Simple...... Monica is a hooker , OJ is a slicer, T....
Once there was a little boy. He was curious about God so he went and asked
his mother. "Mommy, is God a man or a woman?" His mother replied, "God is
both a man and a woman."
"Mommy, is God black ....
There were four popstars in a room. One of them did a fart.
Shaggy said, "It wasn't me." Craig David said, "I'm walking away."
Pink said, "You make me sick." Britney Spears said, "Oops I
did it aga....
10. Ellen DeGeneres: Suffocates in closet.
9. Susan Lucci: Trips and breaks her neck while running up the stairs to
get an Emmy.
8. Jenny McCarthy: Struck by a random thought.
7. Frank Sina....
The year is 2050 and Bill Gates has recently died. He goes
to God and God says to him," Would you like to go to Heaven or
Hell?" Bill isn't sure so he asks for a preview of both. First
God takes hi....
Have you noticed that most people who want to save the forests,
are vegitarian.
All Gore was born exacly 9 months after the the aliens came to
Rosville, New Mexico.(it's a fact)
If you are a ....
Q: Why did Jack die but Rose live ??
A (Official): He loved her so he stayed in the icy water and let her stay
on the floating debris with coat and life jacket on.
A (Unofficial): She has more fat ....
Fred and Wilma are taking a shower together for the first time. Fred
starts crying. Wilma says, "What's wrong, Fred?" Fred says, "I dropped the
soap!" Wilma says, "That's OK, you can bend down and g....
15. Grunge look makes it tough to tell living from the undead.
14. Nutrasweet or not, fat-free blood tastes like crap.
13. Hard to get a decent puncture with latex on your fangs.
12. Three Words: D....
A young fellow walks into a talent agent's office and says he wants to
break into show-biz, so the agent says "O.K. kid show me what you do". The
kid tells some jokes, does a little soft shoe, sings....
The following are excerpts of interviews with the Beatles.
Reporter: Do you date much?
Ringo: What are you doing tonight?
Reporter: Ringo, why do you think you get more fan mail than
anyone el....
A passenger plane traveling to California is suddenly hit
with a severe engine problem and plummets into the Pacific
Ocean. The impact is such that the plane is ripped apart
leaving only one man al....
Beauty Secrets, by Janet Reno
Home Built Airplanes, by John Denver
How To Get To The Super Bowl, by Dan Marino
Things I Love About Bill, by Hillary Clinton
My Life's Memories, by Ronald Re....
In case you missed the article, someone found a condom in a McDonald's
hamburger recently. Here's David Letterman's explanation(s)....
The Top Ten List "McDonald's Excuses for the Condom in a Big ....
Barbra Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of some
American Indians. After the tour of the reservation, she asked
why the difference in the number of feathers in a headress. His
reply wa....
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go
before St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St.Peter
must....
10. "The alien is speaking, Agent Mulder....I think it wants to phone
home."
9. "Sure we could have these people killed to protect what they know, but
wouldnt that be a little harsh?"
8. "Ive....
One day, Oprah Winfrey was looking around her room and said,
"Damn my room is ugly!"
So Oprah called up her interior decorator and asked her to come
and redo her room.
The decorator came, took....
If singers ever really sing about thier real lives, shouldn't these people
be charged?
Celine Dion, Molester
"...I see you, I feel you..." (My Heart Will Go On)
Britney Spears' boyfriend, Assa....
