Assault in Elementary School |
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SALISBURY, Md. - A 10-year-old boy has been charged with assault
for allegedly snapping girls' bras. The Pittsville Elementary
pupil, was accused of assaulting five girls, ages 8 to 11,
earlier thi.... |
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One day there were three hunters. Their names were Bob, Zach,
and Jason. One day Jason went out and came back with a huge
deer. Zach and Bob were amazed and said," How did you do that?"
Jason answe.... |
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There once was a man who had a phone implanted in his hand
and he walked into a biker bar. Shortly, his hand started to
ring and he picked his hand up and answered it. This procedure
happened one o.... |
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Chandler, AZ - Sean Barry learned two important lessons about handcuffs.
First - Don't play with handcuffs unless you have the key. Second - If you
don't have the key, call a locksmith, not the poli.... |
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You have read the other Darwin Awards, Darwin Award is anual so here
is The 1999 Darwin Award even better:
A Over Zealous zookepper named Fredreich was the 99 winner here is his
story:
In his .... |
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Robber Old Enough to Drink |
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Colorado Springs: A guy walked into a little corner store with a
shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After
the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of
scotch .... |
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A man is caught trying to rob a bank and sent to court. His
lawyer comes up with a novel strategy.
The lawyer explains, "Your honor, this man's whole body was not
involved in the crime. It was on.... |
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Smart Thief with Stolen Car |
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A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a
car phone in it. The policeman taking the report called the phone and told
the guy that answered that he had read the ad in th.... |
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Police had good luck with a line-up of suspects for a holdup. They asked
each man to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot!" One
man shouted "That's not what I said!".... |
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One night, as a drunk man went up the stairs to go to bed after
a long night fell as he was half-way up. It so happened that
there was a glass bottle in the back pocket of his jeans, so
when he fel.... |
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A deputy in Bolinas, California pulled over a guy who was speeding
excessively.
The deputy was told by the driver: "If you're looking for the dope it's in
the back seat."
He explained that the.... |
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Dear Doctor Science,How come when I'm camping the smoke always blows
towards one particular person, no matter where that person moves?
-- Becky Elder from Manitou Springs, Colorado
Smoke is into .... |
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During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the United States National
Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ballpoint pen to
write in the zero gravity confines of its space c.... |
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RICHMOND, Virginia: Restaurant owner Ted Doll couldn't believe
the damage after the lunch-time incident at his eatery. A stolen
garbage truck smashed through a wall and into the restaurant.
City bu.... |
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Photo from Automated Speed Trap |
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A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap
that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He
later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his
car. Ins.... |
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One day an employee came into work with both of his ears
bandaged. His boss asked him what happened to his ears.
"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I
accidentally answered the.... |
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A North Carolina man, having bought several expensive cigars, insured them
against...get this...fire.
After he had smoked them, he then decided that he had a claim against the
insurance company a.... |
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Detroit: A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop
nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody
move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot
him..... |
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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy ad.... |
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Did you hear about the inexperienced terrorist who tried to blow
up a bus?
He burnt his mouth on the exhaust pipe..... |
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