SALISBURY, Md. - A 10-year-old boy has been charged with assault
for allegedly snapping girls' bras. The Pittsville Elementary
pupil, was accused of assaulting five girls, ages 8 to 11,
earlier thi....
One day there were three hunters. Their names were Bob, Zach,
and Jason. One day Jason went out and came back with a huge
deer. Zach and Bob were amazed and said," How did you do that?"
Jason answe....
There once was a man who had a phone implanted in his hand
and he walked into a biker bar. Shortly, his hand started to
ring and he picked his hand up and answered it. This procedure
happened one o....
Chandler, AZ - Sean Barry learned two important lessons about handcuffs.
First - Don't play with handcuffs unless you have the key. Second - If you
don't have the key, call a locksmith, not the poli....
You have read the other Darwin Awards, Darwin Award is anual so here
is The 1999 Darwin Award even better:
A Over Zealous zookepper named Fredreich was the 99 winner here is his
story:
In his ....
Colorado Springs: A guy walked into a little corner store with a
shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After
the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of
scotch ....
A man is caught trying to rob a bank and sent to court. His
lawyer comes up with a novel strategy.
The lawyer explains, "Your honor, this man's whole body was not
involved in the crime. It was on....
A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a
car phone in it. The policeman taking the report called the phone and told
the guy that answered that he had read the ad in th....
Police had good luck with a line-up of suspects for a holdup. They asked
each man to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot!" One
man shouted "That's not what I said!"....
One night, as a drunk man went up the stairs to go to bed after
a long night fell as he was half-way up. It so happened that
there was a glass bottle in the back pocket of his jeans, so
when he fel....
A deputy in Bolinas, California pulled over a guy who was speeding
excessively.
The deputy was told by the driver: "If you're looking for the dope it's in
the back seat."
He explained that the....
Dear Doctor Science,How come when I'm camping the smoke always blows
towards one particular person, no matter where that person moves?
-- Becky Elder from Manitou Springs, Colorado
Smoke is into ....
During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the United States National
Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ballpoint pen to
write in the zero gravity confines of its space c....
RICHMOND, Virginia: Restaurant owner Ted Doll couldn't believe
the damage after the lunch-time incident at his eatery. A stolen
garbage truck smashed through a wall and into the restaurant.
City bu....
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap
that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He
later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his
car. Ins....
One day an employee came into work with both of his ears
bandaged. His boss asked him what happened to his ears.
"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I
accidentally answered the....
A North Carolina man, having bought several expensive cigars, insured them
against...get this...fire.
After he had smoked them, he then decided that he had a claim against the
insurance company a....
Detroit: A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop
nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody
move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot
him.....
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy ad....
