I wrote ur name on the sands............. it got washed away, I wrote ur name in air.......................... it got blown away, So i wrote ur name in my heart............. i got a HEART ATTAC....

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Ur smile can be compared to a flower ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo ur inocence to a child but in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best. ....

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True love is like a pillow u can hug when u r in trouble u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy so when u need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow.....

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When i call u; 1 ring means i'm thinking of u; 2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u; 4 means ........pick d phone idiot....

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SMILE - is a language of love SMILE - is a source to win hearts... SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality SO.... Brush ur Teeth today onwards.....

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U can fall from the sky U can fall from a tree But the best way to fall is in love with me.....

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No green fee, smaller hole need only 1 stick & 2 balls, more strokes noisy playing permitted wet conditions ideal!....

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It goes in dry, it comes out wet, the stronger its in the stronger it get, we can have it in bed just u n me, not what u think.....

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Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again.... ....

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Have u done 2 of thae most important things when u woke up today???? 1) pray , so that u may live long 2) take a bath so that other can live long....... ....

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Hi sweetheart, Doing nothing? Then make aplace 4 me in ur Heart! I may come there any time! Ur's faithfully "HEART ATTACK!"....

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Fraud with Innocent Boys, Fun with Handsome Boys, Friendship with Charming Boys, Contact with Intelligent Boys, Flirt with Freaky Boys, Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich....

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They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend. ....

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When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!! ....

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How can a Cricket Commentator describe a nacked Women? No cover No extra cover 2 fine legs And a little grass on the Pitch.....

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Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead. hello i am talking about OXYGEN.....

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I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.....

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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.....

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Why NEWT0N was shocked when he saw a beautiful girl nude? Ans: He found something in his pant going against his own LAW OF GRAVITY.....

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School - a place where papa pays & son plays life insurance - a contract tht keeps you poor all ur life so tht you can die rich nurse - a person wakes u up to give you sleeping pills marriage....

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