I wrote ur name on the sands |
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I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTAC.... |
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Ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best.
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True love is like a pillow |
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True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow..... |
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When i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ........pick d phone idiot.... |
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SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards..... |
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U can fall from the sky
U can fall from a tree
But the best way to fall
is in love with me..... |
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Why sex is better than golf |
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No green fee,
smaller hole
need only 1 stick & 2 balls,
more strokes
noisy playing permitted
wet conditions ideal!.... |
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It goes in dry it comes out wet |
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It goes in dry, it comes out wet,
the stronger its in the stronger it get,
we can have it in bed just u n me,
not what u think..... |
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Winter comes again n again |
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Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again.... .... |
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Have u done 2 of thae most important things when u woke up today????
1) pray , so that u may live long
2) take a bath so that other can live long....... .... |
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Hi sweetheart,
Doing nothing?
Then make aplace 4 me in ur Heart!
I may come there any time!
Ur's faithfully
"HEART ATTACK!".... |
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Fraud with Innocent Boys,
Fun with Handsome Boys,
Friendship with Charming Boys,
Contact with Intelligent Boys,
Flirt with Freaky Boys,
Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich.... |
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Women have a passion for mathematics |
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They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add
at least five years to the age of their best friend. .... |
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When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!! .... |
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Commentator describe a nacked Women |
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How can a Cricket Commentator describe a nacked Women?
No cover
No extra cover
2 fine legs
And a little grass on the Pitch..... |
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Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead.
hello i am talking about OXYGEN..... |
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I want to share Everything |
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I want to share Everything with you.
Your JOYS,
Your SADNESS,
Your HAPPY MOMENTS
Every single second of day
Let us START with your
ATM Password first..... |
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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS..... |
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Why NEWT0N was shocked when he saw a beautiful girl nude?
Ans: He found something in his pant going against his own LAW OF GRAVITY..... |
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School a place where papa |
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School - a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance - a contract tht keeps you poor all ur life so tht you can die rich
nurse - a person wakes u up to give you sleeping pills
marriage.... |
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