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If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
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Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world...... |
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roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
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A man can kiss his wife goodbye.A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass! so the world needs YOU after all!.... |
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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience..... |
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Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo
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Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay? Conclusion: You Are Gay!
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There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.
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Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images...... |
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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?.... |
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The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!
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Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!
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Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H
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im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!.... |
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I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
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T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network
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How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.... |
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Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wid a throb of his nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!
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There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex, telephone sex and for people wid a face like urs theres.............masturbation
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