At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshipers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister. As one of them left, he shook the minister's hand, thanked him for the sermon and said, "Thanks for....

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An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it's about. "Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man a....

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An unhappy-looking old man had stood in the long gift return line at the store. Finally he made it to the counter with his package. The clerk, observing his stubble of day-old beard, spotted here a....

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Santa Claus needed a vacation. He decided to go to Texas because it was warm and he had heard that the people were friendly. As soon as he arrived in town, people began to point and say, "Look! The bi....

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It's Christmas time and Paddy and Maddy decided to go look for a Christmas Tree. They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them. When they f....

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Santa thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and, also, their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and inst....

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A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. "I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle ....

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The choir director selected the 6-year-old little boy with the sweetest face for the opening scene of the Christmas play. "Now,all you have to do, when you hear me say to the choir '...and the ange....

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During work, John and William were chatting: John: William, I've been taking night courses for 5 months now and I have an exam next week. William: oh! John: For example, do you know who is Gr....

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A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at a large gathering, and his blonde hostess broached a subject of which the doctor was most at ease. "Doctor, would you mind telling me," she asked, "how y....

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A newlywed blonde phones her mother and sobs, "Steve doesn't appreciate the things I do for him." "Now, now, dear," her mother replies, in an attempt to comfort her. "I'm sure it was all just a mis....

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A blonde enters a restaurant and goes straight to the bulletin board in the back. On the board, she sees a piece of paper that reads "Ocean Cruise - Only $10". She pulls the piece of paper from the....

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George receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers. The voice on the other end says, "This is Jessica. We met at a party about 3 months ago." George, "hmmm... Jessica? You say we met 3 months ....

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Robert was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player,....

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A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his pilot. The blind guy then found the radio and started ....

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A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?” He was told, "First they put you in an e....

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Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the ....

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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I....

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The top marketing director of Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican. Nescafe official, 'Your Eminence, I have some business to discuss. We at Nescafe have an offer for y....

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A man and his friend meet at the clubhouse and decide to play a round of golf. The man has a little dog with him, and on the first green, when he sinks a 20-foot putt, the little dog starts to yip, st....

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