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Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife suspects...... |
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three? Husband: for u and ur parents..... |
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Definition of "wife":
Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single... .... |
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Wat a married man says after years of marriage:-
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding,
she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her..... |
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Husband asks : do you know the meaning of wife?
it means... wihout - inoformation - fighting - everytime!
wife on hearing this says : it could be also means - with idiot for ever..... |
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A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi millionaire"..... |
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After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it.".... |
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But only when he telephones |
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Two women were talking, when one said to the other: "Do you ever talk to your husband when you're making love?"
"Yeah," replied the second, "But only when he telephones!".... |
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Q: Wats d difference between 'complete' n 'finished'?
A: wen u marry d rite girl ur COMPLETE and wen u marry d wrong one ur FINISHED..... |
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Army Men
Some men join the army coz
they are single & they like war.
Other men join the army coz
they are married & they like peace..... |
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Poorest people are the happiest |
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GIRL : I think the poorest
people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll
be the happiest couple..... |
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..... |
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Stupid Man and Stupid Woman |
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Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.
Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !.... |
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A man and his wife were arguing Wife: You dont like anybody in my family
Man: Not true,I like ur mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law..... |
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Because we arent married yet |
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is b.... |
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A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'.
To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it t.... |
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A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'.
To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it t.... |
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My darling my lover my beautiful wife |
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love, you take my breath away.
What have .... |
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Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to come in your mind?
Husband: that you are a lesbian..... |
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How come your husband is always home |
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Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not..... |
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