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U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da Body....shit...I got wrong number...SORRY..... |
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Life is a railway station |
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Life is a railway station, where love is a train, it will come and go any time, but freindship is a track, it will remain.........................for ever..... |
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What is a Girl Friend?
Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends....
So be careful..... |
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U r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish I could start my day with
U in my bed. I jus luv ur feel
to my lips. U just make my day,
I love U NESCAFE!.... |
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When does skin meet skin?
Hairs meet hair?
& balls disappear?
Think...
u dirty mind...
It hapens only when u blink ur eye!..... |
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7 RULES TO BE HAPPY.....
1. Never hate.....
2. Don`t worry.....
3. Live simple.....
4. Expect a little.....
5. Give a lot.....
6. Always smile.....
7. Have a person like me who always remember .... |
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Life has its Ups n Downs.
Sometimes the sun shines,
sometimes the rain lashes,
but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow.
Have a Great Day..... |
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Will u remove something from my |
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A very sexy & attractive female employee said her boss:
Sir, will u remove something from my breast?
Boss wow, what`s that?
Employee: Your eyes sir....... .... |
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Let me invite you to meet |
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Boy: I heard you are getting married?
Girl: Yeahhaa!
Boy: But you love me?
Girl: Yes, but loving doesn?t mean I will marry with you?.
Boy: Oh oo o ook??? then let me invite you to meet my .... |
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Imagine your in 3rd floor |
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Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Man: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! .... |
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Nobody is ever satisfied, Poor men wish they were rich, Rich men wish they were handsome, Bachelors wish they were married & Married men wish they were Dead!.... |
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A girl says to her boyfriend, ?One kiss and I?ll be yours forever.?
The guy says ?thanks for the warning?.... |
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A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her ?Mom, What?s in u?r tummy??
Mom answered ?Its a sweet, lovely baby.?
Son says, ?If the baby is so sweet and lovely then WHY DID U EAT IT???? .... |
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Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love"..... |
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A notice in a factory for girl workers |
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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work".... |
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A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.
Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!".... |
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If a devil catches ur wife |
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Q: If a devil catches ur wife, wat wud u do?
A: U can do nothing. If devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences..... |
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When we get married i will share |
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Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles.
girl: well that is b.... |
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To be a Good professional |
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To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!.... |
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A young man asks a kind priest |
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A young man asks a kind priest: "Father is it a sin 2 sleep with a girl?
Father: "No my child but the problem is, u guys never sleep......... |
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