While being interviewed an actress was asked whether
she inended to get married in near future.
The lady replied, "Never!, I will follow in the
footsteps of my mother. Like her,I will remain sing....
Dad to son: when i beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: i start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your tooth brush.....
Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order,
can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.....
A typical engineering student grabbed a coin,flipped it in d air n said "heads i go 2 sleep,
tails i watch a movie, If it stands on d edge i'll study"....
Boy: ur d sunshine of my life,witout u life is a dreamy cloud. ur in my heart like d cloudwind in d sky.
girl: is this a proposal or a weather report?....
Mom: Andy, where r u off to now? Son: I`m gonna join the army. Mom: But, legally u r only an infant. Son: That`s all right, I`m going to join the infantry.....
Doctor to Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.....
A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG........
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!....
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!....
