Teacher to child How should we |
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Teacher to child: How should we add one and one so that they may be more than two? Child: Sir, we should marry them..... |
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ?To the only boy I ever loved?
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them..... |
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Why Actresses Dont Get Married |
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While being interviewed an actress was asked whether
she inended to get married in near future.
The lady replied, "Never!, I will follow in the
footsteps of my mother. Like her,I will remain sing.... |
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Dad to son: when i beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: i start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your tooth brush..... |
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Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order,
can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again..... |
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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!.... |
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A young man studying abroad sent SMS to his Father: Dear Dad, no money, no fun, your son.
Father replied: Dear Son, too bad, so sad, your dad..... |
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Young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man
god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married..... |
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday..... |
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Engineering student grabbed a coin |
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A typical engineering student grabbed a coin,flipped it in d air n said "heads i go 2 sleep,
tails i watch a movie, If it stands on d edge i'll study".... |
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Boy: ur d sunshine of my life,witout u life is a dreamy cloud. ur in my heart like d cloudwind in d sky.
girl: is this a proposal or a weather report?.... |
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A man was dying of cancer |
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His son asked him: dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.
He replied: "So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom".... |
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Mom: Andy, where r u off to now? Son: I`m gonna join the army. Mom: But, legally u r only an infant. Son: That`s all right, I`m going to join the infantry..... |
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When can i come to listen |
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Boy: you sing very well.
Girl: I am just a bathroom singer.
Boy: when can i come to listen to you in bathroom?.... |
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A boy goes to see a cabaret |
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A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.
His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!.... |
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Check which u gave me has returned |
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Doctor to Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back..... |
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An Intelligent Proposal
He took the gal along wid him on a boat
& at d middle of river sed
'Love me or leave the boat.'.... |
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A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG........ |
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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!.... |
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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!.... |
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