This guy walks into the public bathroom at a resteraunt. He goes into one
of the stalls and sees a piece of chewed gum on the inside wall of the
toilet. He picks it up and chews the shit out of it. ....
One day, in the sixties, there was this group of teens on their way to a
"groovy" concert. On their way, they saw a poor old lady sitting on the
curb. So they picked her up. She had two small suite ....
When Moses put the stick into the water, it turned to piss! Pharahoh said,
"What the fuck is this stuff, yall stupid bastards?!" They said, "Piss!".....
What's red and scratches at the door?
A baby in a microwave.
What's sicker than a pile of 1000 dead babies?
A pile of 1000 dead babies with 1 on the bottom trying to eat its way out.
What's th....
Once a little boy went to his mother and said, "Mommy! Mommy! There's a
rat on the dinner table!" His mother looked like she was going to puke and
said, "Well hurry, son! Go ask your father to catch....
My father, sister, cousin and I were at Paramount Canada's
Wonderland. It was really, really, really hot, so us three kids
begged my father to buy us popsicles. He said yes. I ordered
fudge. I was ....
A woman had just given birth to a baby and she wanted to know its sex. She
said, "Doctor, is it a boy or a girl?" The Doctor replies, "Wait and I'll
go get it." He come back into the room and he is ....
1. Use as a breast enhancer.
2. Use as a penis enlarger.
3. Use as a microphone.
4. Use as a retriever.
5. Wear it as a hat.
6. Use is as a weapon.
7. Use as a large hickie producer.
8. Use as ....
One of my mother's friends went to take the citizenship test, and one of
the questions asked for three of the U.S. generals. She had not studied at
all for the test. Her answer? "General Mills, Gene....
9:00 Tardy boys mystery
10:00 Pupil's court
11:00 Natinol ice hocky play-offs
NOON Lunch hour of power
1:00 Dunce Fever
2:00 Fluncky Brewster
3:00 The A-plus team
4:00 The fail guy
5:00 Stay a....
Susie and Spot were best friends. One day Susie's parents went out of
town. She pull out the jar of peanut butter, then she get naked and rub
the peanut butter all over her vagina.
When her paren....
Why did Monica Lewinski like the mail?
Because it was all bills.
Did you hear what happened it Europe?
Some one found a wax Bill Clinton and got in a Monica possion and they
couldnet keep th....
There was this child molester and a little boy walking through a dark
forest. They got about half way through when the little boy said in a very
scared voice, "Hey mister we need to turn around. I'm....
One day a young man was walking through the hills looking for his lost
cat. This cat meant everything in the world to him, so he would stop at
nothing to find him. However, after days and days of ho....
1. Dan Quayle is a very keen, intelligent man
2. Country music is my favorite!
3. Bill Clinton didn't do anything wrong!
4. Windows 95 is the best operating system of all time
5. TV? What....
One evening I went to the cinema. A man and woman were sitting behind me.
While I was watching the film, they began to talk to each other. I was
angry because I couldn't hear anything in the film. I....
Joel heard that his father, his grandfather, an even his great-grandfather
all "walked on water" on their 22nd birthday. It was now Joel's 22nd and
he thought he could do it too. So he got in a boat....
There was a lady of 94 who did fart that flew out the door. The fart went
rolling down the street and knocked a copper of his feet. The fart went
from here to Bristol.
Bristol City were playing s....
Sir Giles: "What about a cup a coffee, Waddle?"
Waddle: "Certainly Sir."
Waddle gets the coffee.
Sir Giles: "What aboud a slice a cake, Waddle?"
Waddle: "Certainly Sir."
Waddle gets the cake.
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