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A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and g |
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The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. |
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You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!
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George W Bush wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed his Postmaster General, stressing that it should be of international quality.
The stamps were duly releas |
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The well dressed lawyer and the redneck |
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A bigshot city lawyer and a redneck got into a car wreck on a hot summer day.
The lawyer got out of his BMW, and the redneck got out of his pickup to survey the damage, and the redneck realized he |
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10000 words 1 cud say.10000 wishes 1 cud pray.10000 miles legs cud walk.10000 sounds a mouth cud talk.10000 times ill b true.10000 ways 2 say i luv u!
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I want to suck you... I want to lick you... I wanna move my tongue all over you... I want to feel you in my mouth... that's how u... eat an ice cream...
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After making a trip of South India, Guju Bhai, his wife and his son were returning to Gujurat in Tamilnadu Express.
Guju Bhai was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle
berth and his son t |
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For the last couple of years I've been blaming it on a distinct lack of sleep and the intense pressures of my life, but now I've finally discovered the real reason:
I'm tired because I'm overworke |
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Kudiya wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni te kutne ohde Veer!!! |
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I have no regrets. I will never regret loving someone because the feeling of love for five minutes is greater than an eternity of hurt. |
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Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
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Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
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A young man in a drug store asks the pharmacist for condoms. "They come in packets of 3, 6 or 12," responds the pharmacist, "How many do you need?"
"Well" muses the young man, "I`ve known this wonder |
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer who was fresh out of MIT, "What starting salary were you thinking about?"
The Engineer said, "In the neighborh |
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The President is meeting with Saddam Hussein regarding the recent crisis. They are meeting in Hussein's Baghdad capital, and halfway through the meeting Hussein hits a button on his armrest. A fake ar |
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One day, Paul complained to his friend, "You know, my elbow is killing me. I guess I should see a doctor."
"Don't do that!" said his friend. "There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose |
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This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been afraid of making any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.
Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her to a secluded s |
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U r miles away from me.
Still Im watching Ur every movement
by 3 different channels:
1. Discovery
2. National Geographic
3. Animal Planet. |
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A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when theres a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
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Four beautiful ladies walked into a hotel to stay in for the night, the name of the hotel read, “Pleasure Giving Hotel For Women” The ladies were convinced and walked in.
On the first floor a sign |
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Robbery Now! Raise ur hands! women stand @ right, men left! half-man-half-woman centre! HEY U! yes u! stand centre! don't pretend looking @ the handphone |
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